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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 31, 2007 10:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: WARNING: Potentially Offensive Personal Reply To Follow

I, sir, am doing quite well, although the demands of my employer have recently increased, thus limiting my time to converse with the "great unwashed". I hope that you are also in good spirits and the world has treated you with kindness and good fortune.

I, too, apologize to one and all who find this off-topic meandering offensive.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 31, 2007 10:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

The irregular verb 'To Hijack'

I interject my vital and cogent comments with good humour and vitality in the most appropriate places.

You do your best to keep up.

He is a moronic halfwit who can't string together a coherent sentence and couldn't hijack his own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

We hate you.

You can all go fuck yourselves then.

They're just laughing at you, asshole.

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: May 31, 2007 10:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: more grate MMJ news for all purseons

Cross hijacked thread plot twist to follow.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 31, 2007 11:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

C'mon, Rob, you can take the kid gloves off now. I think that such coddling as exhibited above only serves to exacerbate the problem. I feel that only truly expressing your true feelings will cut to the heart of the matter and allow for true growth.

You dumb fucker.

EDITORIAL NOTE: Are you happy now, you inbred offspring of a mentally challenged and sexually unaffiliated lemur?

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-05-31 18:20:27

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 31, 2007 11:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

You see what I mean? A misplaced negative and a mis-spelling. And I thought you were one of me.

:-)

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 11:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

geeeeezus. I yield. Two, four, six against one, albeit two of them are fag haggis worshippers. Fine. Be that way. See if I care, oh munchers of sheep organs. (And God knows what else you have to do to the sheep first).

Okay. I swear on a stack of rice crispy treats to lay off the serious posturing and to climb the six inches down off my genuine Marilyn Chambers soap box.

Hijack away.

When you stop to think about it (don't; it hurts), this place is antithetical to seriosity. Calliopes and clowns.

I promise to hijack the next thread if you will let me back into the clubhouse.

As to Mr. Wordsmith:

you're just jealous because I came up with that wormshit line and you can't have it.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 31, 2007 11:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

Wormshit line? What stinkin' wormshit line?

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: May 31, 2007 11:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

This thread got so scattered that I cannot even remember which post I'm replying to. I meant in my "apology"!

It was something about how haggis is usually worm infested and that the nastier the worms, the tastier the haggis. Which is why you guys should really wash it all down with a little worm in the bottom Tequila.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 31, 2007 1:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: To Hijack

So - this hijacked non-hijacking thread evidently turned out to be one of your better ideas, eh, Professor Phantom of Pork?